Disclosure: If you are under 18 or are easily offended, do not read on.
On our wedding night we stayed at this sweet resort up at Snowbird in the canyon (ok, I digress: after the reception, Tim and I went to IHOP on the way to the hotel, wedding attire and all. We were hungry, people stared, it was awesome.) We get into our room and collapse into bed exhausted. About an hour or so later, we hear noises emitting from the room adjoining ours. The noises get louder and louder. They go on and on and on. It must have been for half an hour. The girl must have had about 8 orgasms. SERIOUSLY. It was out of control. And she was LOUD.
Talk about a memorable wedding night.
Tim and I awkwardly try to fall asleep. He looks at me all dejected and disappointed and asks "Is it supposed to sound like that?"
Ummmmm...... "eventually" I reply.
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LOL that. is. awesome.
Also, 3 years in, it still doesn't sound like that round these parts. Maybe in another 3 years?
Bwahahhah...as always, I love your honesty. Remind Tim that not everyone is a "screamer" though. Doesn't change the fact that you can still get the same goodness as your hotel neighbor. 3 years in and sometimes you feel like a scream and sometimes you don't. As for the multiple orgasms; it gives you something to practice towards. I recommend lots of dirty meditation and pouncing on him when least convenient :}
Those people had lots of practice. Don't worry. :)
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